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So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
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"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then we elected them."
— Lily Tomlin
We don't care. We have each other, on the Internet. |
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." |
"Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so." |
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. |
Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. |
... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed. |
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." |
"When science discovers the center of the universe a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it." |
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank." |