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So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
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"In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season."
— Bill Vaughan
The best way to save face is to keep the lower part full |
"The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones." |
"Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams." |
"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. |
... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed. |
"Swimming teachers required. For both Children and Adults, ASA qualified. Must be prepared to go in the water." |
"No matter what side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that you wish were on the other side." |
"The best memory is that which forgets nothing but injuries. Write kindness in marble and write injuries in the dust." |
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we *are* a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we *are* a part of Europe." |