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I didn’t know what else to call the items on this page. Quotable Quotes? Noteable Notes? Something else?

So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…


Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.


"There is only one thing that can keep growing without nourishment: the human ego."
    — Marshall Lumsden


REALITY.SYS corrupted. Reboot universe ?


"Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it."
    — Alex Schure


"Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration."
    — Thomas Edison


It's better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.


"A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies... and keeps it for himself."
    — Henry Broughman


"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations."
    — David Friedman


"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose your own."
    — Harry S. Truman


"Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was."
    — Richard L. Evans