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So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
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"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows."
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them." |
"In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season." |
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" |
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." |
"Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting." |
"I have opinions of my own. Strong opinions. But I don't always agree with them." |
Foreign Aid - a tax placed on poor people in rich countries for the benefit of rich people in poor countries. |
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils." |
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set I go into the other room and read a book." |