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Almost Dave: Makes Me Feel Woozy

Lately, the David Wilcox mailing list has had a good deal of fun writing parodies to David's songs. I've collected the efforts on these pages. I hope you enjoy.

Makes Me Feel Woozy” by Dennis
based on Make It Look Easy by David Wilcox

Sent: July 18, 1999 10:50 AM


I love watching her shake that thing
She’s shakin’ pepper onto her meal.
The leaves wither on contact;
I think I know just how they feel.
Oh this girl is insatiable
She won’t stop ’till her plate is full
Then with a big grin on her face,
She’ll dig in, and declare it cool.

But it makes me feel woozy,
Makes me feel woozy
Woozy.

“It’s a little warm,” she said.
“It melts carbon” is what she means
Roto Rooter for the sinuses.
Get those passages nice and clean.
She makes her own concoction now:
Red Hots mixed with Jalepenos,
Habanero for a special zing
Grinds it up and it’s good to go.

But it makes me feel woozy
Makes me feel woozy
Woozy

She just loves mixin’ those spices,
Makin’ things hot,
Firing up the senses,
Using what she’s got,
It makes her hungry.
Makes her want more.
Makes her feel alive
Down to her core.

Then later in the evening
When the lights have gone out,
She continues the pattern,
Knows what spice is about.
This gal’s amazing.
Like an everlasting flame, she shares
A brilliant warmth around her
To wash away my cares.

That’s how she makes me feel woozy
Makes me feel woozy
Woozy.

Once, this life was a plate of dull
And excitement seemed not to last.
There was no flavor to warm my tongue,
There was no fire to light my path.
Oh but how the flavor’s different now!
She woke it up with spice and fire.
Took the bland out of that bowl of soup,
Then she added my heart’s desire.

That’s how she makes me feel woozy
Makes me feel woozy
Woozy.

She just loves mixin’ those spices,
Makin’ things hot,
Firing up the senses,
Using what she’s got,
It makes me hungry,
Makes me want more.
Makes me feel alive
Down to my core.

That’s how she makes me feel woozy
Makes me feel woozy
Woozy.

Makes me feel woozy,
Makes me feel woozy,
Woozy.

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