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Almost Dave: After You Sow Your Wild Oats

Lately, the David Wilcox mailing list has had a good deal of fun writing parodies to David's songs. I've collected the efforts on these pages. I hope you enjoy.

After You Sow Your Wild Oats” by Stone, Jeff
based on After Your Orgasm by David Wilcox

Sent: June 25, 1999 10:42 AM


After you sow your oats what you reap is not oatmeal
What you reap is not oatmeal.
After you sow your oats, you move to monogamy
You stay with one, you stay with one,
So the many in your head disappear, disappear.

My dad told me to sow my oats “’till the cows come home,”
To me, a great piece of advice.
But then STD’s make it different now, and everything will change
As we take our penicillin.

Oh I must sow my oats
and keep this fear of disease contained
It’s harder to score now that we all know
And as the tide turns I can do it if I bravely cover up
With a latex condom, damn.

The cleanup now is easy for you and me
It is clever marketing
When I tore the foil package and fumbled to put the damn thing on
We lost the feeling.

After you sow your oats what you reap is not oatmeal
What you reap is not oatmeal.
After you sow your oats, you move to monogamy
You stay with one, you stay with one,
So the many in your head disappear, disappear.

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