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Almost Dave: Burgundy Crepe Souffle Scallions

Lately, the David Wilcox mailing list has had a good deal of fun writing parodies to David's songs. I've collected the efforts on these pages. I hope you enjoy.

Burgundy Crepe Souffle Scallions” by Alan Huppmann
based on Burgundy Heart-Shaped Medallian by David Wilcox

Sent: May 22, 1999 12:38 AM

If I had a book by Betty
I would make this new entree for you
Some Burgundy Crepe Souffle Scallions
And some pasta, that we could both chew

So that when, all the neighbors come over
With their salads, their dips and tofu
We could dine on our Crepe Souffle Scallions
And be thankful its not Cordon Bleu

(Followed by a beautiful musical interlude)

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