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Almost Dave: No TV

Lately, the David Wilcox mailing list has had a good deal of fun writing parodies to David's songs. I've collected the efforts on these pages. I hope you enjoy.

No TV” by Dennis
based on Leaving You, by David Wilcox

Sent: May 22, 1999 1:20 PM




I've seen no shows all day.
You took TV away,
'Cause you want me to study my homework.
Well I have news for you:
Did my studies, I'm through.
Why do you have to be a jerk?

TV is the medium for me.
There's nothing to do with no TV.
No TV.

The guys are hanging around
Wondering what can be found
When there's no tube to watch, nothing to do.
We can't find anything
That will throw in a zing
Oh we want back the life we knew.

TV is the medium for me.
There's nothing to do with no TV.
No TV.

You say you want to spend
Time with me and my friends,
But what will we do, with you so old?
With so little alike...
You do not have a bike.
No, I don't want to hike
Or go camping 'cause it's too cold.

TV is the medium for me.
There's nothing to do with no TV.
No TV.

Hey is that a guitar?
Were you ever a star?
Will you teach me to play and sing some songs?
Thanks for helping me strum,
It sounds kewl when you hum
And sometimes when you sing along.

Turn off TV, if you please.
Can't find my chords or hear my keys.
No TV. No TV.

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