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Almost Dave: Daddy’s Honey

Lately, the David Wilcox mailing list has had a good deal of fun writing parodies to David's songs. I've collected the efforts on these pages. I hope you enjoy.

Daddy’s Honey” by Paula
based on Daddy’s Money by David Wilcox

Sent: May 16, 1999 8:51 PM

Look what Daddy brought me for my birthday.
She’s sitting here between us Friday night.
My Dad’s new babe is fussing in the rear view mirror,
Making sure her piercings look all right.

Well, it’s my favorite form of weekend entertainment.
Watch what happens when I try to make Dad smile.
You can tell just by the way that she titillates,
She’s trying to tell me that I’m not her child.

She’s My Daddy’s Honey.
Daddy’s Honey.
Daddy’s honey holds his hand.
She’s half the age my Mom is,
Her legs are long and tanned,
Daddy’s Honey holds his hand.

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