So I decided to just call ’em “Fortune Cookies,” and be done with it. Anyway, whatever they’re called, here are ten of ’em, randomly chosen just for you…
"For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen."
— The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
"United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it."
Q: She had three children, right?
"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so."
"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair."
Nobody can outstubborn your mother.
"Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there."
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."